So you had a great first date with a guy and so far, date #2 is going really well. He looks good, you feel great, conversation is flowing; maybe you'll even go back to his place afterward if he invites you over. Let's just hope he doesn't have any unpleasant surprises there ready to kill the mood faster than you can say, "I'm in the middle of a herpes outbreak."


1. A bunch of Josh Groban CDs
2. A doll collection
3. Framed photos of his ex
4. A jar of Vaseline and box of tissues on the coffee table
5. Dirty underwear with skidmarks on the bathroom floor
6. An empty toilet paper roll
7. A bunch of swords and knives displayed as decoration
8. A cape
9. Pubes on the sofa
10. Lots of cats