Next weekend, a restaurant in Toronto called Mildred's Temple Kitchen is running a Valentine's Day promotion called the "Weekend of Big Love," which actually encourages customers to have sex in the restaurant's bathrooms. 

According to the owner of Mildred's, quote, "We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms.  We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend."

Now, I know what you're thinking this promotion sounds unsanitary and maybe a little gross.  And if I wasn't such a pervert, I'd be right there with you. 

But according to public health officials, it's not a problem as long as the bathrooms are kept clean and there's no sex in the kitchen.  Or as one health official put it, quote, "As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there."

On that note, restaurant officials say there will be a "French maid" periodically cleaning the restrooms.  And customers are responsible for bringing their own condoms.  Or, if they feel like tempting fate, not bring their own condoms.

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