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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 253: "I'm a Geek, and I'm Proud of It". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Man strangles his girlfriend to death and then tries to kill himself by drinking bleach and slashing his wrists. Of course, he went across the street and not down the block [Fail]
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Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night!
"Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night!" Uploaded
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Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail]
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He won $150 at the MGM Grand in Detroit, met two women who said they wanted to party, got a motel room, stripped and jumped in the shower expecting the women to join him. His luck ended there [Amusing]
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Semi overturns and spills 45,000 pounds of batteries. Driver not charged [Fail]
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Photoshop this flower carrier [Photoshop]
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A good yarn? Town tries to solve the mystery of the midnight knitter [Amusing]
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Don't underestimate the Force that takes over you when disco music starts blaring.
"Don't underestimate the Force that takes over you when disco music starts blaring." Uploaded
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Large Hadron Collider misses again. This is not a repeat from 2011 [Fail]
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Ric Romero headline of the day: "Poor choices can end with bad results" [Obvious]
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A blind man with a seeing-eye dog who was denied entry at a Subway restaurant files outlandish lawsuits with claims that the experience has caused him unimaginable stress. Just kidding, he just won't eat there anymore [Spiffy]
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I get it, mom. We're poor.
"I get it, mom. We're poor." Uploaded
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Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun [Dumbass]
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Now that Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize, his creation might be next [Spiffy]
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Tips for helping your dog to age gracefully. Apparently getting him a toupee and a Corvette doesn't cut it [Interesting]
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Next stop on the Failboni thin ice pond tour - Keystone, CO (with sinking zamboni pic) [Fail]
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10 impressive-looking dishes that are deceptively easy to make. Your dog wants some coq au vin [Cool]
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Driver charged with DUI hit nearly triple the legal threshold for drunkenness. Fortunately, she didn't hit anything else with her school bus full of kids [Scary]
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Vitamin D may help reduce the risk of almost any disease, say doctors who are trying to milk this information campaign for all it's worth [Interesting]
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More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infected and might have to be removed" [Scary]
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Luigis has to be closed if Mario's is open. Totally unfair.
"Luigis has to be closed if Mario's is open. Totally unfair." Uploaded
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The US Supreme Court cannot afford to be seen taking the side of one corporation over another corporation [Obvious]
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Defectors spill details of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il's secret network of agents, whose mission was purchasing Western goods from classified shopping lists [Strange]
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Fresh off an armed raid of three bars for violating a silly administrative policy on beer, State Police raid a city beer distributor and seize cases of expensive Belgian and German brews [Asinine]
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Is the number of earthquakes on the rise? Are we employing sheep's bladders properly to defend ourselves? [Obvious]
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Research shows, Problem Children twice as likely to suffer chronic pain as adults. Karma tag sleeping peacefully [Ironic]
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First day on the job, the new editor of Jezebel talked about her constipation. Of course, that attracted a dude with a fetish. So she interviewed him [Strange]
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That cat doesn't need to resemble a shark to be scary.
"That cat doesn't need to resemble a shark to be scary." Uploaded
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Photoshop this focused flow [Photoshop]
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Next time your school's booster club is having a sale of donated items, be sure to go through the stuff and remove the porn, pirated DVDs and Aryan Nation publications [PSA]
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When it gets a little warmer the river thickens up. You know, because of the melting snow.
"When it gets a little warmer the river thickens up. You know, because of the melting snow." Uploaded by Crow from
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Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive [Interesting]
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If you think fish can't live to be 43 years old, you don't know Buttkiss [Cool]
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Town puts of street signs warning drivers of drunk pedestrians. With a picture that any Farker would be proud of [Cool]
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Car designers in 1958 thought we'd drive two-wheeled cars that were guided by radar and balanced by gyroscopes in the year 2000. Instead, we're driving Camry's with problematic pedals [Fail]
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NYPD informs public that rooftop sculptures are not jumpers, and that gargoyles are harmless as long as you DO NOT BLINK [Silly]
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Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler [Followup]
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Mad Men Barbie dolls - now we can have sexist office politics in the comfort of our own basements - in easily washable plastic, no less [Spiffy]
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We call it "The Iglort". Part igloo, part snow fort, all awesome.
"We call it "The Iglort". Part igloo, part snow fort, all awesome." Uploaded by catdog
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Jon Stewart to Bush crony Marc Theissen. "It's a very selective world in which you live and it must be quite lovely but here in the real world things aren't so cut and dried" [Hero]
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Prosecutor says that ex-sportscaster was so anxious to help a 14-year old girl in distress that he asked her pimp if he could get with her again [Unlikely]
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"... and make sure the soldiers bring a tank, I wanna ride in a tank" [Hero]
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Cool: Teacher gives classroom full of students a lesson in structural integrity. Not so cool: she was driving her jeep at the time [Dumbass]
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Another benefit of Cuba's socialized healthcare: Free sex change operations [Cool]
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74-year old woman accidentally goes through car wash on the outside of her car [Strange]
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You'll be happy to know that TSA screener feeling up your daughter isn't really into her -- he already has a 14 year old girlfriend named "Kitten" [Dumbass]
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300-pound bronze female sculpture disappears in Rhode Island, possibly headed to the Jersey shore [Amusing]
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Is it still considered stealing if you pay for it? [Strange]
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Not news: Facing a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon after hitting a cop. Fark: With a snowball [Fail]
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Study finds obesity and depression to be a vicious circle. Circular, like a doughnut right? [Obvious]
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Your mom may not be the slut we thought she was but your dad is still a horny old bastard [Obvious]
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New theme park opening for people with special needs. Cartman already preparing with a rock montage [Sappy]
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Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first [PSA]
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Think about your six closest friends. Now try to guess which one has herpes [Scary]
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you Man and ... pillow [Weird]
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Corey Haim officially out of the running for Lost Boys sequel [Sad]
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Abstinence shmabstinence
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... and then call the Police?
"... and then call the Police?" Uploaded
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I'd eat a lobster even if it was ROFLMAO.
"I'd eat a lobster even if it was ROFLMAO." Uploaded by craig
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(Hand) Sex on the beach.
"(Hand) Sex on the beach." Uploaded by dtrain77
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Come for the spring break. Stay for the scenic view.
"Come for the spring break. Stay for the scenic view." Uploaded by Alex from
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Oh Captcha, you know me oh so well.
"Oh Captcha, you know me oh so well." Uploaded by Timmy Cook
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This shaming is tentatively titled: The Ghost of Asian rnBilly Mays
"This shaming is tentatively titled: The Ghost of Asian rnBilly Mays" Uploaded
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The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night.
"The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night." Uploaded by Tyler
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It's like a bidet, only less gay.
"It's like a bidet, only less gay." Uploaded
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They must pay him to prank clients.
"They must pay him to prank clients." Uploaded
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I'd take them to Wonderland...If ya know what I mean ("sex")
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"Mr. Obama's stepped out for a moment. May I take a message?"
""Mr. Obama's stepped out for a moment. May I take a message?"" Uploaded
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"I could shake it off, but that would require ener -- oh boy, is it mid-afternoon already? Time for my 52nd nap of the day."
""I could shake it off, but that would require ener -- oh boy, is it mid-afternoon already? Time for my 52nd nap of the day."" Uploaded
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