Every Wednesday Stunt Monkey and Intern Chelsea decipher what it means when men and women say the same thing. This week:
“Five more minutes!”
Intern Chelsea was quick to the trigger claiming that it meant she was going to sit around for another three innings just to hear the Twins lost the game in the bottom of the ninth.
Stunt disagreed and insisted that women are more terrible about using this vague unit of time. “It means she still has to shower and do her hair and her makeup and you’re not getting out of the house for another forty minutes, minimum.”