Confess Your Mess

May 21, 2013 -- 7:43am

Here are your confessions from today....


I'm crushing on my boss & happily married for 13 yrs.

I am meeting a married man at a hotel tommorow to sleep with him.

I hate being sober. It's not even 7 and I want a beer already.

My friends don't make me feel good about myself.

I'm struggling to lose weight. I feel like I'm always going to be fat.

I'm afraid to die, but sometimes I don't want to live either.

I hate my boyfriend's dog because she gets more attention than I do.

I used to take pride in being a virgin but I'm 23 year old, and tired of it.

I ate my twin in the womb.

I am a grown man and I still have my cabbage patch doll from when I was little.

I'm gonna fire a worker today.

My wife thinks i stopped smoking when she did 3 years ago after she got pregnant and i still smoke every day at work.

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