Mommy Confessions

May 10, 2013 -- 7:00am

 

In honor of Mother's Day, The Big Hot Morning Show asked for Mom's to confess their mess. To get the ball rolling, Cari kicked this segment off with a few of her confessions:

Cari -

I sometimes where maternity jeans but haven't been pregnant well over a year.

Sometimes I'll put Ryder in his clothes so Ben doesn't need to get him dressed the next day.

I flush the toilet when my husband is taking a shower because I'm jealous that he actually gets any time alone without the kids bothering him. Then I smile when he yells, "who did that?", I usually blame it on Dakota.

 

Off the text club:

2946 - I hate reading bedtime stories but I know I have to do it but sometimes, I just let them fall asleep watching TV.


2828 - I forget to brush my 1 year old's teeth alot. Good thing the teeth will fall out.


9012 - I kiss my teenage kids goodbye in the morning before school and they always hate it, my daughter fights with me. As soon as they walk out the door I flip them off, with both hands.


5342 - I joined a gym just for the free daycare. I drop the kids off and read magazines and blogs in the locker room.


4857 - I throw candy wrappers behind the couch and then blame the kids when my husband finds them.

9965 - I have a favorite child and I am hardest on him because I feel so guilty about it.


3522 - Three kids and my husband has never changed a poopy diaper. He says he hates the smell. Like I enjoy it?


9865 - I sometimes act like i am still asleep in the morning so my husband has to get up to feed our 3 and 6 yr olds.

8402 - I hide the good candy/ice cream until my three year old is in bed.

7716 - Sometimes after the baby poops in his diaper I pretend I'm busy with something and tell dad to check the diaper so he has to deal with it!

1906 - When my daughter was 18, I convinced her she was born with a tail and we had it removed.

 

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