It is true, that we live in a very, very, strange world. Nothing anyone does should surprise us, but we continuously get news from around the world that makes us scratch our collective heads. For example:
1) In the Lakeland, Ohio area, police are looking for a white female in her mid/late 30's - that keeps driving thru fast food restaurants and FLASHING THE EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS. The police believe that the woman is usually drunk (No, you think?), and they know what kind of vehicle they are looking for. How come nothing exciting like this ever happens when I'M at Taco Bell? LOL
2) Imagine sitting down to eat at your favorite restaurant with your family, and all of a sudden - giant cockroaches start falling from the ceiling onto your table! That is exactly what happened at the Soho Sushi Restaurant in New York City. I think I just may have nightmares if I ever had a dining experience like that. And can you imagine how horrifying that would've been for any KIDS that may have been there that night!? This sounds like something straight out of a horror movie!
3) A married man in Indiana who is unemployed, recently filed a police report claiming that $32,000 had been stolen from his house. The cops investigated and found no evidence of a robbery. The man then admitted that he made the whole thing up because he lied to his mistress and told her he was rich! What a dummy! Obviously this guy doesn't know how to play the game. You don't lie to your mistress, you lie to your WIFE! You don't have to lie to your mistress - THAT IS WHY SHE IS YOUR MISTRESS. Let's be honest, her opinion shouldn't really matter - SHE IS THE MISTRESS. I would never advocate cheating, but if you're gonna do it, at least don't make yourself look like a fool (which actually, may be unavoidable, lol).
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