A new survey gave about 1,600 Americans the opportunity to JUDGE THE HELL out of all the other states in the country . . . and everyone took FULL advantage. Here are the results . . .
Best Food: New York. It just beat California, Louisiana, Texas, Maine, and Illinois.
Worst Food: Alaska. It's followed by Mississippi, Alabama, Utah, and Florida.
Most Beautiful Scenery: Colorado. It beat out Hawaii, Alaska, California, and Montana.
Worst Scenery: Kansas. New Jersey was a close second. The rest of the top five are Iowa, Nebraska, and Nevada.
Drunkest: Louisiana. It beat out Florida, California, Nevada, Texas, and New York.
Rudest: New York got almost half the vote. The rest of the top five are New Jersey, California, Texas, and Massachusetts.
Nicest: Georgia. It beat out Minnesota, North Carolina, Tennessee, and Hawaii.
Smartest: Massachusetts. It finished ahead of Florida, California, Washington, and Connecticut.
Dumbest: Mississippi. It beat out Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia, and Louisiana.
Best Sports Fans: New York just beat out Texas. The rest of the top five are Illinois, Massachusetts, and Wisconsin.
Worst Sports Fans: Also New York. The rest of the top five are Pennsylvania, Florida, California . . . and, for some reason, Alaska.